Tangency

can the united states just chill for one day

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

to all my bi and pan sisters: you are not privileged. you are not oppressing lesbians in any way shape or form by simply existing. you are valid. you are legitimate. you are amazing regardless of who you have dated, been with, your childhood experiences, what you previously identified as. i love you. us turning on each other literally feeds the heteropatriarchy. but i believe in us. we can do this.

Drake & Josh - Season 3, episode 2 iCarly - Season 3, episode 2 

this fucked me up

i didn’t know i needed this until now

Holy trinity

What you missed from the Democratic debate in Flint

With Hillary Clinton building a formidable delegate lead over Bernie Sanders, the Democratic presidential candidates sparred in Flint, Michigan, on Sunday evening, two days ahead of Michigan’s primary. Debate topics included racial inequality, public health, the role of government and even God. Sanders’ “mental health” dig at the Republicans raised a lot of eyebrows.

“Eat Your Heart Out” is a series of words remembered from break-ups reimagined as something sweet.

by Isabella Giancarlo

screaming

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

these are not the stories we deserve but they are the ones we need right now.

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: The song Ride by twenty one pilots is so important because no one has ever understood before how easy it is to say you’d die for someone like that’s nothing but to live for someone means everything coming from me and all these other songs are like”i’d die for you!!1!” and then Tyler’s there like “I’d die for you, that’s easy to say, …I’d live for you, and that’s hard to do” and finally someone gets it and if i say i’d live for you that means everything ok?

all the love in the world to Kesha right now

PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like

Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point

i have an interview tomorrow!