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Floyd Shaw

@floyd1575 / floyd1575.tumblr.com

Ranch hand in Oklahoma πŸ˜„πŸŒΎ
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aflo

one time back when i used spotify (yikes) i saw a three 6 mafia song in my recommendations, and one of my college friends talked about them a lot so i gave it a listen. before the song was over he dmd me like "i see you've been listening to three 6 mafia"

well maybe they should

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girl-debord

coach mcguirk would be cool about it but like. a little too cool about it

"I heard about this app, Brendon. It's called grindr. Supposed to be an app for men or something. So I download it, right? But when I open it up, there's all these beautiful women on there. Total babes, Brendon. They've all got crazy names like Chrysanthemum or Rosepetal or whatever."

"Uh-huh."

"I'm a classy guy, right? So I put the charm on a little. Start chatting them up. And it turns out, all they wanna talk about is Team Fortress 2. I love Team Fortress 2, Brendon. Do you see what I'm saying here?"

"Not really--"

"I'm irresistible all of a sudden. They love me, Brendon. Do you see these dark circles under my eyes? I shouldn't be telling you this, but I haven't gotten this much action in my life."

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so help me god before im done on this earth everyone will be a furry. if you aren’t a furry yet please do your part today by thinking about what animal your fursona would be. i picked my favorite animal but you don’t have to you could pick whatever you think you’d like most. your fursona can have huge boobs or fat nuts if you want it to or can be smooth like a ken doll. this new furry world is yours make it a happy one

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Sometimes I forget that the existence of heritage turkey breeds isn't common knowledge. The first nations developed so many varieties of heritage turkeys and more continue to be developed to this day, y'all. Broad breasted aren't all there is.

Narangansette

Royal palm

Slate (chocolate in the background)

Bourbon red (very popular)

Chocolate

Black

Beltsville small, my beloved

Slate and royal palm toms

Blue palm and fall fire projects by Porter's. Check out more of their projects here.

Porter's is an indigenous owned and operated hatchery, with the goal of re-creating, preserving, and making new varieties of heritage turkeys.

Heritage varieties can breed on their own and live long, happy turkey lives. Additionally, turkeys are very intelligent- honestly even the broad breasted are pretty smart. No, they don't drown themselves in rain, poults are susceptible to cold and need more time to learn how to bird than chickens but that isn't a result of human interference- their mothers are very attentive, even wild poults can become sick if they don't have somewhere warm and dry during the rain. They're more susceptible to illness and need a bit more care which is where the myths about that comes from.

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