DAN YOU CANT JUST SAY 'MAYBE THEIR LOVE LANGUAGE IS HORRIBLE BANTER' AND THEN SPECIFICALLY LOOK AT PHIL LIKE THIS

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

This is like the greatest animal ive ever seen

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.

maybe

how old is she

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

she looking for another dog?

NO

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

I have a name

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

Everything is fine. I’m going to live forever

Just like this post

#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

Now I (still in bed) am going gork. gork please. we need to get out of bed already.

babygork please. please you have to get up

If you’ve ever wondered how reposting hurts artists- yesterday I found a post from 2012ish featuring one of my Sherlock/Doctor Who pieces. That post had 17,604 notes. It wasn’t my post. My post of that art had 0 notes.

Apparently I saw the post once when it was at 6k because an artist I admired reblogged it, but at that stage I was very unwell & not experienced enough with Tumblr to realise what effect it might have.

Looking through the notes now I see that in the six years since then-

If you like an artwork that you find off tumblr, please, please I am begging you search for the artist’s name and see if they do actually have a Tumblr you could reblogged from instead. If you’re an artist search your username(s) every so often to see if your work has been taken.

A few hundred quid might not seem like a lot, but that’s a few months of income for me

spotify users: what is the current title of your daylist and what are the first three songs?

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

what is this from

the titanic

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

i'm sorry but i love them so much it's crazy

Shoot it to me straight.

emperor palpatine is so fucking cringe dude he doesn’t even have a court jester

besides vader

how could you leave this in the tags

#eddie counter: 11 (in/sp)