Iron Man 2 was funny as fuck like imagine you’re battling a terminal illness and at the end of what is arguably the worst week of your life some guy shows up and is like “we’ve been conducting a secret job interview for a position you didn’t apply for and we’ve decided to reject you” and you just go “alright fuck you too then” and revolutionize the energy business.
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i have come to ruin everyone's day by reminding y'all of Xaden and Violet's exact height difference
Good gods, I don’t even reach his collarbone. He’s massive. He has to be more than four inches over six feet tall.
what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style
meeee
faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle
i got the job
Litany against unemployment.
The gift that fans receive when purchasing the VIP package
why do neurotypicals always assume there’s an ulterior motive behind “i don’t know.” bestie my mind is simply empty <3
Braces Louis was an era
MILEY CYRUS — Performing ‘Flowers’ after winning “Best Pop Performance” at the 66th Annual Grammy Awards
𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙪𝙭'𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚. 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙩 𝙪𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙝𝙚'𝙙 𝙨𝙣𝙖𝙥 𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨.
𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙖 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙨 𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙚𝙡𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙙, 𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙖𝙧-𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩. “𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚,” 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙.
𝙉𝙤. 𝙉𝙤. 𝘼𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨.
𝘏𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙪𝙭 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙢, 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜.
𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙚𝙡𝙪𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙩'𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙠𝙪𝙡𝙡, 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙨, 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙. 𝘈𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵.
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞'𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙬𝙚𝙗𝙗𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙩'𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙬, 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙤'𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙚𝙡𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚.
𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣. 𝙄𝙩 𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨, 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙚.
𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚔𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚢 𝚂𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑 𝙹. 𝙼𝚊𝚊𝚜
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