Spilling a beer is the adult of equivalent of letting go of a balloon

When the game shits you and pushes its middle finger up to yours

what IS THIS

Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh shit, it’s a cop”

My service dog avoids them b/c their trained to be aggressive and look threatening at all times which means their body language is a warning when non aggressive dogs look at them. If ur dog avoids confrontation like mine, then they will generally avoid police dogs.

So short answer, yes.

Advice from 2 Chainz

Sophia Bush   (via thatkindofwoman)

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

look at this precious little pug omg

Daniel Caesar - Best Part (feat. H.E.R.) (2017)

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

my sexuality is spencer reid spouting statistics 

you are lemon meringue In a world of black the milk and rind- I watch you as you watch the news has the world made you sour yet? I wouldn’t blame you the fleshy bounds out your mouth you spit its seeds and sink below the mattress I’ll always make you tea. and I’ll always make it too-sweet. you need to know you’re loved, always, when it makes your bones weak