Today’s OCtober 3rd!
Should you fight the fine arts students????
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
THIS IS IMPORTANT
When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).
I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes.
Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that.
Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.
this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day
No shit. That tom cat was like:
“This thorn invested wall means nothing.”
“I will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be with you, my lady.”
and the lady cat was all:
“My brave darling.”
OOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED!!
Suddenly my muse insisted me to draw the personification version of the last pic, and who am I to reject inspiration when it comes so willingly to me? At least this will help with the artblock issue I currently have to deal with.
Russian imperial era inspired because hot damn.
Note: I tried google reverse image (and other reverse image search engines) those photos and came up with nothing. I wish I knew the original photographer because I want to love hug him/her so hard for capturing such inspiring moments.
with all this cursed child bullshit i wanted to make a list of things to remind people who cedric diggory really was bc cc is bullshit and it is NOT how he should be remembered
- cedric diggory tried to call a rematch for a game he won bc harry fell off his broom bc of dementors and he didn’t think that was fair
- cedric diggory was the first one to congratulate harry on geting the firebolt
- cedric diggory defended harry when his dad bragged about ced winning said game
- cedric diggory had a unicorn hair wand core which is know for literally being the least likely to turn to the dark arts
- cedric diggory’s wand was made from ash
- “The ideal owner (of an ash wand) may be stubborn, and will certainly be courageous, but never crass or arrogant.” (x)
- The ash tree symbolises sacrifice, sensitivity, and higher awareness. Likewise, the wand wood should reflect Cedric’s sacrifice of his life, and his sensitivity to Harry’s welfare by helping Harry figure out the clue to the Second Task. (x)
- The ash tree’s characteristics resemble the ones of Cedric: open-minded, tolerant, social. (x)
- cedric diggory told the hufflepuffs to stop bulling harry
- One side of Cedric’s face was covered in a thick orange paste, which was presumably mending his burn. He grinned at Harry when he saw him. “Good one, Harry.” “And you,” said Harry, grinning back.
- cedric diggory told harry about the egg because it was what was fair
- cedric diggory smiled at harry before the first task
- cedric diggory warned harry that krum and fleur were catching up during the second task
- cedric diggory told harry to ignore amos when he was pissed that harry was getting all the triwizard glory
- cedric diggory was crucio-ed by krum during the third task but still sent up red sparks so that krum wouldn’t be attacked by anything in the maze while stupefy-ed
- cedric diggory told harry to take the cup
- cedric diggory argued with harry james potter for 41 lines about how harry should take the cup
- cedric diggory helped a limping harry walk to the triwizard cup by holding him up so they could share fucking eternal glory together
- cedric digorry died with his wand out ready to fight along side harry
- cedric diggory’s last wish was for harry to take his body back to his family
- “I liked Diggory,” said Krum abruptly to Harry. “He vos alvays polite to me. Alvays. Even though I vos from Durmstrang.’
- a boy who was good, and kind, and brave
remember cedric diggory ok
ace!poison ivy au where some gross dude is like “asexual? so you’re like a plant lol” and she just looks at him with a completely straight expression and says “yes” and then one of her plants eats his head.
*harley quinn voice* “leaf my girlfriend alone”
coruscant nine nine [18/?]
WHERES THE PICTURE OF OBIWAN THROWING MONEY AT POLE DANCING ANAKIN?!
I FOUND IT
Omfg
And then the stars aligned…
s/o to the dreamers on here. ⚡️
keep working, one day it’ll come to life.
Love this
i needed this!
You can say all you want, but Derek Hale, who literally had bags under his eyes after looking for Stiles for days, who recognised Stiles’ scent and his bat, who looked panicked when Chris was about to shoot Stiles and who dreamed of Stiles after Kate Argent attacked him, would not forget Stiles
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”
It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.
what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these
Amber Rose is simply not interested in your slut-shaming. The unapologetic social-media star doesn’t mince words when it comes to a woman’s right to own her sexuality. And you have to hear how passionately she defends the women in the audience.
Gifs: VH1
Like father, like daughter
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk
BWAHAHAHAHAH.
the way i learned this, it was always told through spoken word. And you’d do the door thing for ages. AGES. literally just making up any old material. ‘behind the foam door is a door made of spinach’ that kind of shit. Go on until whoever is listening has already begged you to stop and has now gone on to pleading, clutching your shirt on their knees pleading. And when you finally said the last line? People went fucking nuts Like there was a good chance of just getting the teeth knocked out of you after telling that joke.
A friend of mine did that shit for 30 minutes on a camp once. The entire fucking bus just exploded in anger when she finished. It was a fucking massacre.
ok but this editing is crisp??
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
Excuse you.
Excuse you
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.
Thank you.
Tumblr is the new “Friends” @summersrage @no-place-like-it
I don’t know if there are any words to accurately describe tumblr. @abunchofstuff @no-place-like-it