This really confirms everything I’ve ever suspected about pigeons.

Horrible bathroom photo, but what can ya dooo. My super cute pige tattoo designed by sergle !!! My tattoo artist may have made a couple tiny changes just so once it’s healed it looks good, hope thats ok!! (Ps; it looks wonky in the photo but its aligned on my arm correctly, bc my arms are fat and make it look like its wonky 😰)

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING, IT’S REAL IT LOOKS SO GOOD HHH HH H H H 

this is so freaking cute omg

and on the seventh day, God said

miley whats good?

scientist: *inspects tree bark with microscope* this is a female tree

scientist 2: wheres its fucking tits

Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”

Don’t forget the award winning “I love you”

When it suddenly becomes your business

WHERE IS THE LIE

Mary Poppins bout to go off.

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

This gives me tingles

A.G. (via blunting)

Strongwomen from the 1800s

If someone ever tells you strong muscular women didn’t exist in the past, and that every woman was little, tiny and dainty, show them their ignorant ass this post.

And then crush them between your GIANT BEAUTIFUL QUADS 😤

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

Abstracts are essentially just TLDRs for research papers.

Fact

brainfreeze is my favorite pain response because it’s literally your body telling you to stop eating fucking snow, you stupid jackass, what is wrong with you