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if the word colonel is spelled “colonel” but pronounced “kernel” i propose we begin spelling slurpee “slolopee” to match

bill of rights: congress shall make no law- congressmen: you can just stop right there thanks

find your true mental age by taking your physical age and subtracting the number of empty beverage containers in your bedroom

if you get your norton trust level to 100% norton will give you a blue feather and you'll have to buy the big bed from eileen

when you get just half a point off an exam

if hands were easy to draw, our hands would be too simple to draw them

was watching cm on netflix and it had to buffer

perfect alignment