Amazing

I am so proud of him

Today is going really great

No, wait you don’t understand. 

That cat became an icon THIS MONTH AND IS STILL ONE.

that’s Jo-Pawveski, a stray who wandered onto the ice and past the nashville predators bench during round 2 of playoffs. They eventually picked her up and sent her to the humane society.

Here she is.

The SAN JOSE SHARKS won that game and attributed it to her, naming her after the Sharks captain: Joe Pavelski. When they found out she was a girl, they changed her name to Jo instead of Joe.

She became an instant good luck charm after that as the Sharks won every game at home that series and moved onto round three.

Since then, every game, they stack pucks and stick a idol to Jo for luck.

This little cat has had merchendise made out of her. She’s literally almost replaced SJ sharkie as maschot of the team.

I mean. I’m not making this up. I HAVE A RALLY TOWEL OF HER THEY GAVE OUT FOR GAME 1 OF THE 3RD ROUND. I OWN THIS FUCKING THING:

FURRIES HAVE BEEN SHOWING UP DRESS AS HER. 

She had her own livestream to check in on her.

SHE’S IN THE PREGAME OPENING ANIMATION

And so I know what you’re gonna say here.

Well… what happened to Jo, though.

Good news, This week, as Sharks made their first Stanley Cup, Jo and another Kitty were adopted. 

And that kids, is the story of JO PAWVELSKI.

The stray black cat of the San Jose Sharks. 

I’m beaming with shark pride and I ain’t even that big into hockey

@svartsvensk

this tweet kills me every time

If Ben Scrivens were on TINDER

the sass this guy has is unreal

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

You obviously don’t remember correctly.

You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:

Jenna Dewan-Tatum - Lip Sync Battle “Pony”

Woah bro

Omg, my heart

Nice to know that’s how JVR looks like when asleep, Reims looks intellectual af and I’m willing to bet that Mo owns those yellow and grey polka dot socks/slippers?

If I say I can't eat it, just trust me.

If you later “catch” me eating the thing I previously said that I could not, it’s for one (or several) of these reasons:

1) YOLO 2) I’m having a “fuck my digestive system I’ll eat what I damn well want to” moment/day 3) I have weighed up the joy of eating said trigger food against the consequences and decided I would pay the price for a moment of yum 4) I stopped caring what the consequences are 5) (rarely) I have discovered this food no longer triggers me

Please don’t pull me up on it - you are not the food police, you don’t know my body, and you do not get a special award for remembering all the foods I cannot eat and being vigilant enough to catch me “cheating”.

Trust me; I know my body.

(However if you remember what my trigger foods are because you care about me and would like to make accommodations for me when you invite me over for dinner, then by all means go ahead! 💕)

SOMEONE UPLOADED THE WHOLE THING

This is the most painful thing in the world always.