The thoughts of a cellist

I choose you, human ☺️. Now is nap time 

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ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

oh whoops, did we forget to tell you? there’s a quote in The Good Neighbor where Mr. Rogers talked about being attracted to both men and women

FRED ROGERS I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE

WOOOO

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The more I look into things I loved as a child through my present adult perspective, the more about me makes sense.

Add one more.

“Poor little parrot, killed by the high temperatures..”

“Ah no, it’s a corn”

There’s a pun here, too!  While elote does translate to an “ear of corn”, it’s more specifically used as a term describing a popular street and/or food truck dish of grilled corn with a creamy sauce, chili powder, and maybe some lime, etc, called “street corn”.

A single corn cob in the middle of the road?  Elote.  Street corn.

Doctor Meow and the Multiverse of Catness 

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Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dreams

told my mom my feet are cold & all my wool socks are dirty & she said “how about THESE” and pulled out of her pocket a pair of wool socks that apparently took 3rd place in the Delaware State Fair, which I know because the ribbon is still attached

reading the tags I realize it wasn’t clear:

Fantastic story thank you

@theworldisaplace

Say that again? I'm sorry. I got distracted by your little mannerisms, how you pronounce certain words, and the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you're passionate about, and started day dreaming about spending my life making you laugh, and feel loved and cherished

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

Out of Touch Advent

You remind me of the blade.

What blade?

… the blade with the power?

What power?

The power of voodoo!

Who do?

You do!

Do what?

Remind me of the blade…

Mary Oliver, “Don’t Hesitate.”

and i don’t think i’m wrong for saying it either.

this is canon

They should remove this guy from the game

My Bisexual Wife

noncon friendship

Coworkers