what’s the mood for october?
Always watch how your future partner talks about their exes bc they’ll trash you the same way. Always see how long it takes them to get over people bc that’s how fast they’ll get over you. If she’s talking shit about her week old ex in your bed right after y’all fucked, she’ll do it w you too, right after y’all break up. And it’ll fucking suck.
we could have a night in where you show me your favourite movies or your boobs I don’t mind whatever suits
Certain people on this site: Venting/Ranting/Screenshotting 19 tweets
Me, scrolling past their pain to get to the memes:
hi welcome to one of my fave pictures of my love and i @scum2000
I raise you…. one of my favorite pics
ur rude for never sending this to me
but wait….
this is about to be the best photo set of all time
that’s hard to top (good thing I’m not)
i meet ur picture and raise you drunk andrew n maish
but have u considered me sleeping on u
oh i most certainly have
uhhhhh what about the origin story
facts that i know for sure:
- I’m gay
- It’s too hot outside
I came across this sign downtown and I love it. So delightfully nonspecific. Whatever you were fixing to do, just. Don’t.
me talking to myself in the back room at work
when you taste that pwussy and its on baby bear porridge status
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtfffff
Baby bear porridge = just right
Lmfaooooo I love it
I’m hollin!! 😆😆😆
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Lmao!