I get a lot of people asking me what kind of perfume I wear and finally I’m sharing my secret.

is it safe to say 2016 has been pretty bizarre thus far

See also:

@CasualFennec: RPing with restaurants is my new favourite thing

say goodbye furries

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

goodbye small fucker

LEAVE HIM ALONE

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

Revenge is sweet.

@kafkamilktea

One Punch Blob

It never fucking ends

Holy fucking jesus

making a new mutual follow

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

poor gary

my heart exploded

me: *thinks of memes*

me: 

This is so true it’s not even funny.

winryapplepie kittenarmor

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THOSE WERE METAPHORICAL

no one believes that middle america is super weird until they see pics and it cracks me up every time.

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A POTATO

hey it’s nikki blonsky from the movie hairspray