I want to do a poll that's like the Battle of the Daddys - but as I would be deeply saddened that My DILF of Choice wouldn't win (curse you tumblr for your capriciousness in flitting from one favorite flavor to the next so easily; has no one here heard of loyalty?), I'm gonna ask people to reblog if
(I wanted the gif of this, but it wouldn't come up no matter how long I searched)