Good Omens 2 was like reading a 100k fanfic in the middle of the night that you realize was left unfinished and last updated 5 years ago, and you are left alone with this earth-shattering cliffhanger

YES!! THIS EXACTLY

I can’t believe I went through all of Season 2 assuming Nina was the stand-in for Crowley when you actually pay attention it’s so CLEAR that she’s Aziraphale. I was tricked by her spiky, sarcastic, cynical outer shell and lulled into a false sense of security by Maggie’s bubbly optimism and wholesome goodness, because on the surface they reflect the ineffable husbands perfectly, in their personalities, their aesthetics, even many of their actions and morals. but not, and this is the real key, when it comes to their “relationship”. but those first impressions really had me damn fooled. 

I missed the blatantness of Nina’s “we’re just friends. actually we’re not friends. we barely know each other.” the same thing Aziraphale said in season 1.  the way he still struggles to quantify their friendship when Nina asks. Nina’s sarcasm when Crowley asks about rain and awnings because it worked for him (we all know it LMAO). hell, that whole convo the girls have in the rain is so AziraCrow (“I know. I’m not your type” “…You have no idea” hits so much harder the second time, help meeeee.) “Lindsay” maybe being symbolic of Heaven and Aziraphale’s toxic relationship with them and their abuse? (the handwritten text messages in red pen make me think of angry notes on paperwork, anyone else?) because Crowley has never actually cared about what Hell thinks of him, just not getting into trouble (or him or Aziraphale getting hurt). Maggie is always chasing Nina. NINA NEVER GOES IN THE RECORD STORE. Just like Crowley always goes to the bookstore, to Aziraphale, Zira NEVER WENT TO THE FLAT (apart from The Swap but that doesn’t count imo). Crowley has always chased Zira, not the other way around. Always there to rescue him, always going to him for company, always relying on their shared connection, always US. OUR SIDE. All through season one, he comes to Zira every time to work together, never trying to work alongside Hell in any way that isn’t to save their skins or Earth, while Zira hides things from Crowley because he STILL thinks Heaven is ultimately good and will do the right thing if he can just show them. fix it from the inside. 

Maggie working up the courage to finally say something, to put herself out there, while Nina is utterly oblivious and then when she does realise Maggie has feelings, becoming standoffish, putting up that barrier, fighting it, denying it, ITS SO CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE IN THAT ORDER. the way I was fooled into thinking Nina’s trust issues are Crowley because he does have trust issues ofc he does BUT Crowley has ALWAYS TRUSTED AZIRAPHALE. has always relied on him. has always been hurt when Aziraphale doesn’t immediately reciprocate the way he expects (the holy water request, the bandstand, the “off in the stars” etc). he’s always the one putting himself forward. Aziraphale has always been the one to second guess everything, to fight their connection, their similarities, their friendship. the girls really made me think it was going to be okay when they sat Crowley down, even as my inner sirens were going haywire about Metatron interfering, they were telling Crowley he just needs to open up and it’ll all work out BUT HE’S ALREADY AT THAT POINT. he may not say it, and by gosh is that part of their damn problem, but he’s always SHOWN IT. he’s not Nina who needs time to heal and recover from her broken trust, he’s always been Maggie believing it doesn’t matter, they’ll end up together in the end anyway AND I WALKED RIGHT INTO THE TRAP THAT THIS MEANT THEY WERE GOING TO BE OKAYYYYYYYYYYY

I wish gay people were real :(

Unpopular Opinion: I really hate the coffee theory :)

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 OF GOOD OMENS

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So… you read the title…

For context: the coffee theory is a fan theory that has been going around on the internet. The theory in question details that Metatron spiked and brainwashed Aziraphale into going back to Heaven to become the supreme archangel.

I hate the coffee theory with a burning passion and here’s why.

There’s a lot more I wanna get into at some point but these are my main reasons why.

Time meassured in Robins and Commissioner Gordon’s Hair. EDIT PATCH NOTES: Added steph.

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The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fuckin lonely as hell I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew members were scared of me

TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise.

friar laurence: romeo she’s alive

friar laurence: oh god he has airpods in he can’t hear me oh god oh fuck

Can someone please explain the sprite to me?

Hhhhhhhngngngng

Sprite and other bubbly sodas helps when you feel pukey

ppl in the notes are like…arguing what race / ethnicity this trend comes from

newsflash: this is a poor people thing and knows no race

We didn’t start the fire-Marvel mash-up of the past decade

I didn’t get this on my dash so I’m suing everyone

Okay people, you can take two minutes out of your day to experience this MAGNIFICENCE. If you can’t hear it, it’s still worth watching; if you can’t see it, it’s still worth listening to.

So I think we all agree that whenever Tim is saying goodbye to someone he uses the cheesiest phrases possible and everyone HATES IT right? *Conner is going across the galaxy for a mission with the superfam and won’t be back for months* Tim, holding back tears: See ya soon, baboon. Conner: What the fu- *Having to leave in the middle of a Wayne Enterprise meeting with some Very Important Business Partners to go deal with batfam drama* Tim: Tood-a-loo, Kangaroos -Everyone looks after him in disgust, thinking about ways they could get out of their contract with them without going bankrupt. Tim made sure they can’t.- He even made Damian believe saying, “Take care, teddy bear” was a customary thing to say after staying the night at someone’s house. Colin never told him and Jon finally gave it away by snickering every time he said it. Tim nearly died when Damian found out the truth. Anyways but what about the first time Jason and Tim work on a case together? Jason has only just made sort of peace with the batfam and things between the two of them are awkward. Jason can’t even tease or joke with the replacement because he just feels too guilty and Tim can’t let lose because as much as he tries to deny it, he’s still a little bitter. But then, as he goes to leave Hood’s safe house Tim does his usual: Can’t stay, blue jay And Jason, without missing a beat goes: Hasta Mañana, piranha And they just slowly turn toward each other in amazement. Needless to say, Dick starts to regret spending all that time hoping and praying the two of them start to get along when the next bat meeting is spent listening to them trying to one up each other with a better goodbye even though neither of them are leaving.

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Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

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So what happened? Anyone got an update

That’s exactly what I was wondering

Nothing yet but the girl has a sense of humor

it happened !!!!

Ugh, I’m tired of being a white guy. Seriously, we are the worst. 😑

Here’s your free pussy now bro

is this a joke

high quality blogging right here

this guy is a chaos candidate

I dont like these posts very much guys

mr rogers, famous cum spewer

vine being deleted really is the burning of alexandrias library of our time

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

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