Being Gay Isnt A Choice. Its A Game And Im Winning

bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

motherfucker of arts

Awww

sometimes, im that friend lol

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

That is the host

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

She looks pretty dead

thanks

i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself

when your fav character appears

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes girl: *looks up* guy:

That’s one lengthy fella 😳