I need this today 😥

Ah! Hes the same guy who provides women selfies that they could use if they feel threatened!

So he’s smart, diligent, has a variety of interests, looks out for women, and he’s pretty good looking if my mostly-lesbian assessment is worth anything

This is a unicorn of a man

get to know me meme [4/?] favorite broadway shows ♥ waitress

dear baby, i hope someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight. they don’t pull away, they don’t look at your face, and they don’t try to kiss you. all they do is wrap you up in their arms and hold on tight without an ounce of selfishness to it. i hope you become addicted, baby. i hope you become addicted to saying things and having them matter to someone.

Wickedly Honest - What Glinda actually wanted to say

Amen Glinda 👏🏼

Mean Girls | Broadway | April 11, 2018 Barrett Wilbert Weed as Janis Sarkisian Grey Henson as Damian Hubbard  Erika Henningsen as Cady Heron “Revenge Party”

people that are 20+ and still in their “being an asshole is funney xD r u triggered?????” phase are wild to me. how are you a grown ass adult and still not aware there’s no pride in being the physical manifestation of a headache?

so i got this today

It would’ve been better had it been mirrored so the bite was towards her mouth

oh

It is 2-L-8-4-U. E-R-E-volting!

dermatologists hate me

and so does everyone else

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

he’s so relatable 

She Used To Be Mine - Betsy Wolfe (Waitress the Musical)

06/14/17, matinee

Colton Ryan - Dear Evan Hansen Full Audio

Here is audio of the full show from May 3, 2017 when Colton Ryan went on in place of Ben Platt. Download below:

Act 1

Act 2

Hello I’ll be auditioning for the role of Larry Murphy and I’ll be singing I Love My Dead Gay Son from Heathers