god of respecting women

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“Aye, I can be hard headed as well, so we are compatible that way. She must have been a great person, to have raised you. I think my mother would have liked to have met her.”

"My ma taught me to always stand up which is why she couldn't be too mad whenever I'd get into a fight in a back alley cause she knew I was standing my ground. Our mothers would have gotten along."

“That is an admirable trait to have, to stand up for someone who cannot or is not able to. That is a sign of a hero, in my book. You would have been welcomed in Asgard with a show of respect.”

“But you have a pure heart and it shows in your actions and mannerisms. Which is what drew me to  you. My mother always said, that the one who captured my heart would be such as you and she was correct. As always.”

"My mother was always of the opinion I would end up with someone as hard headed as me as to stave me off from trouble or end up joining me in it. You know my mom was a real wonderful woman like I know your mother was as well."

“Aye, I can be hard headed as well, so we are compatible that way. She must have been a great person, to have raised you. I think my mother would have liked to have met her.”

“Well, you have your moments when you lift my spirit if I’ve had a irksome day. You have a killer smile as well.”

"I'm just a mild mannered guy. I mean, you're going to make me blush and your smile is infectious."

“But you have a pure heart and it shows in your actions and mannerisms. Which is what drew me to  you. My mother always said, that the one who captured my heart would be such as you and she was correct. As always.”

“Tis true. I’ve always had a happy disposition growing up. My childhood was nothing to complain about. I feel we are kindred spirits, you and I, Steven.”

"You think me a ray of sunshine? I'm not exactly as jovial as you but I do think we belong together."

“Well, you have your moments when you lift my spirit if I’ve had a irksome day. You have a killer smile as well.”

"Well, I would say that was quite a lot of things that I have missed out on! No surprises for mother and father fighting and father sleeping on the couch but I am intrigued, who is the new soon-to-be sister-in-law to me?"

"Well they are each blaming each other for your disappearance to Helheim, Thor. I'm just glad you're safe." he replied. "My fiancess is a witch. You met her once before. She caused an enchantment on your mind, luring you into an illusion. But don't worry. She doesn't do that anymore, but she does study chaos magic."

“I went there of my own accord, to visit a few lost souls that have been trapped there and to try and rescue them, which didn’t go to plan.” He had to hide the grin at the thought of fighting the demons there, it was much fun. “Oh now, do you speak of that witch that played with my mind whilst we fought Ultron!? And are you sure she does not meddle with minds as she once did?” His expression conveyed his suspensions.

"Of course. I am a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. At least that's what my mother always told me."

"we both know you are sunshine and happiness. I know that's why I want to be around you."

“Tis true. I’ve always had a happy disposition growing up. My childhood was nothing to complain about. I feel we are kindred spirits, you and I, Steven.”

"Aye. You are right about that! You were my main motivation for getting out."

"You're a delight. You know that?"

"Of course. I am a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. At least that's what my mother always told me."

"I have finally fought my way out of Helheim. What did I miss?"

"Welcome back. Good to see you again, finally." Shadow spoke. "Lets see here. You didn't miss much. Just mother and father arguing over things. I think father has been... what is that Midgardian expression? Ah. Sleeping on the couch as it were. Also, you're going to have a sister-in-law soon."

"Well, I would say that was quite a lot of things that I have missed out on! No surprises for mother and father fighting and father sleeping on the couch but I am intrigued, who is the new soon-to-be sister-in-law to me?"

"I have finally fought my way out of Helheim. What did I miss?"

"Me."

"Aye. You are right about that! You were my main motivation for getting out."

— Remy Lebeau (via incorrectx-menquotes)