YesI’mwantedbythepoliceinatleasthalfadozencountriesandI’mnearthetopoftheInterpollistI’mwantedforrobberymurderswindlingandcheatingatdominoes 

I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

Tim Nikiforuk

New work. Acrylic, Gel & Vinyl on Panel, 12”x12”, 2018

while you studied the blade

I studied the blade too we were classmates

Been wanting to make this for a while now

NTT DoCoMo Wristomo (2003) A watch-shaped phone. Found thanks to @xia-che!

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

@krakido !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

#ENERGYSWORDSUNDAY

#EnergySwordSunday