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I’m? Almost to a milestone. Almost, so–. First I’d like to thank everyone following me, and everyone I’m following. I’m?? Really, really, really happy with this blog thus far- which is amazing. Everyone I’ve met and talked to since I made Dipper- and everyone who encouraged me to make this blog, thank you. I’m so so so so so happy I did. Ah- If you’re not here, it’s not because I don’t like you or anything. In fact, if you’re not here, I’m probably to blame for forgetting. I’m good at that. ( art cred: d.oublepine.s )

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if i forgot you i’m so sorry. this will probably be edited a few times

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     “I don’t believe you!”
              If Mabel were a cat, her spine would be curled               as high as she could get it, her hair would be               on end, and she would be hissing so hard she’d                nearly be spitting on the demon. There was no                way she was going to fall for his tricks this time.
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The demon drifted down and sat upon her bedpost, crossing one inky leg over the other. Darkened eye fixed itself upon the small girl bristling at him and crinkled in vague amusement. She may have been reeking of distrust, but it was only a matter of time before she was playing into his tiny hands. 

“Whoa there kiddo, relax! You’re actin’ like I’m gonna possess you like I did to your brother! Don’t worry, I wouldn’t even dream of possessing such a horrible vessel! I just noticed that you’ve been looking kinda down, so I wanted to know what was the matter!”

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       “–STAY AWAY FROM US! We don’t want to hear             what you have to say, even if you DO match my earrings!
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Man Shooting Star, if jumping to conclusions were an Olympic event, you’d definitely get the GOLD! Haha, I’m pretty sure your legs would fall off afterwards! Anyway, I’m not here to do anything shady, so cool your jets, kid!”

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❝ Why would an imbecile like Gideon have an amulet like mine?      And PINE TREE ?      I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but I suggest that you STOP.      I’m sick and tired of your presence already—      you needn’t embarrass yourself any more than you already have.
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The demon gave a short, mocking cackle. He knew that this dimension’s Dipper was going to be different from the one that he so loved to mess with, but this! This was truly something else. It was just hilarious that this guy was so high and mighty, yet so, so ignorant. He was blind to the consequences of holding such dangerous powers. When will these fleshbags ever read the fine print of deals like this? Probably never. Ah well, the more weaknesses the demon had to take advantage of, the better

But there comes a time where kids need to see the truth. He tsked softly, placing ebony arms on his “hips.” You know kid, I gotta give you some props for that confidence! You sure could teach your Pines self a thing or two with that charisma. And man, I find it just hilarious that you think that you’re in control of me!” 

Bill drifted down to the boy’s shoulder, his singular eye meeting Dipper’s icy gaze. As he spoke, his jolly tone slipped into something more sinister and ominous. “But word to the wise, kid. If I were you, I wouldn’t go around underestimatin’ me like that. Don’t forget who you made a deal with.” 

With that, he snapped his fingers, conjuring up a mirror that positioned itself in front of the boy’s face. The reflection stayed perfectly still for a second, before it started anxiously picking at its clothes. Dissatisfied with that, it took out a knife from its coat and slashed haphazardly at its arms, leaving behind large gashes that dripped sanguine fluid onto the floor. Stumbling backwards, the reflection shakily hacked at its thighs until one could get a glimpse of the muscle tissue pulsing beneath the tears in his pants. Seconds passed until it had hacked off its limbs, his torso lying uselessly on the ground.  

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you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole 
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&& PSA.

puppet. Casual reminder to non-RP blogs to STOP REBLOGGING MY FUCKING SELF PROMOTION BANNERS. They’re not just some fanart for you to slap onto your blog like some decoration. Promotion banners are to attract the attention of potential followers/roleplaying partners. They’re supposed to tell everyone who you’re roleplaying and in some cases, give a snapshot of what you’ll see in the blog’s content.

TL;DR: PROMOTION BANNERS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE REBLOGGED BY NON-ROLEPLAYERS. 

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William.      Care to explain your sudden change of demeanor as of recently?
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William? Oh please, as if I’d ever be called something that lame. The name’s BILL, kiddo! By the way, I’m diggin’ the amulet. Did you pilfer it from Gideon or something? Haha, I’m just joshin’, I know it’s you, Pine Tree 

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WADDLES! ❞ The teeth fell from her hands as she rushed over to her pig’s side in a panic, lifting it up and giving it the tightest hug she could manage. When she was done she turned to glare at Bill. ❝ Put them back! What are you even doing here? Also put them back!
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Okay, so maaaaaybe that wasn’t the most original thing the demon had ever done. He figured that the whole ripping animals’ teeth out of their mouths gag was getting a wee bit stale. So much for getting a kick out of this. He rolled his eye as a long, self-righteous sigh escaped his triangular form. “Ugh, FINE. Yeesh kid, for someone so ‘fun’, you’re actually pretty boring.” 

Twirling his finger counter-clockwise, he begrudgingly returned the teeth to the pig’s gaping jaw. “Anyway, I noticed that you’re kinda feelin’ down these days, so I just wanted to pop by and see what’s goin’ on!” Of course, Bill already knew about Mabel’s recent breakup, but he knew that he could manipulate her by feigning ignorance and pity. 

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A Hex Guide to Moral Alignment: Chaotic Evil

Those of the Chaotic Evil alignment are the worst of the worst, and are commonly referred to as The Diabolic.

Traits
  • Selfish
  • Sadistic
  • Masochistic
  • Chaotic
  • Merciless
  • Ruthless
  • Megalomaniacal
  • Bloodthirsty
Positives
  • May cooperate with others
  • May turn against other villains
  • May work with heroes against other villains
Negatives
  • Dishonorable
  • Will not keep their word
  • Kill and torture for pleasure
  • Only help others to betray them
Associated Tropes
Associated Archetypes
  • The Serial Killer
  • The Villain
  • The Diabolic
  • The Psychopath
  • The Mad Scientist
  • The Catalyst
  • The Hunter
  • The Masochist
  • The Monster
  • The Tyrant
  • The Trickster
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