accidentally expresses my emotions in all caps
puppet. Welp, I have absolutely nothing to do for once in my life, sooooooo...mutuals can like this post for a starter!
I’m? Almost to a milestone. Almost, so–. First I’d like to thank everyone following me, and everyone I’m following. I’m?? Really, really, really happy with this blog thus far- which is amazing. Everyone I’ve met and talked to since I made Dipper- and everyone who encouraged me to make this blog, thank you. I’m so so so so so happy I did. Ah- If you’re not here, it’s not because I don’t like you or anything. In fact, if you’re not here, I’m probably to blame for forgetting. I’m good at that. ( art cred: d.oublepine.s )
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if i forgot you i’m so sorry. this will probably be edited a few times
Send "✖" If you think that I'm playing my character properly.
“I don’t believe you!”
If Mabel were a cat, her spine would be curled as high as she could get it, her hair would be on end, and she would be hissing so hard she’d nearly be spitting on the demon. There was no way she was going to fall for his tricks this time.
The demon drifted down and sat upon her bedpost, crossing one inky leg over the other. Darkened eye fixed itself upon the small girl bristling at him and crinkled in vague amusement. She may have been reeking of distrust, but it was only a matter of time before she was playing into his tiny hands.
“Whoa there kiddo, relax! You’re actin’ like I’m gonna possess you like I did to your brother! Don’t worry, I wouldn’t even dream of possessing such a horrible vessel! I just noticed that you’ve been looking kinda down, so I wanted to know what was the matter!”
“–STAY AWAY FROM US! We don’t want to hear what you have to say, even if you DO match my earrings!”
“Man Shooting Star, if jumping to conclusions were an Olympic event, you’d definitely get the GOLD! Haha, I’m pretty sure your legs would fall off afterwards! Anyway, I’m not here to do anything shady, so cool your jets, kid!”
❝ Why would an imbecile like Gideon have an amulet like mine? And PINE TREE ? I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but I suggest that you STOP. I’m sick and tired of your presence already— you needn’t embarrass yourself any more than you already have.
❞
The demon gave a short, mocking cackle. He knew that this dimension’s Dipper was going to be different from the one that he so loved to mess with, but this! This was truly something else. It was just hilarious that this guy was so high and mighty, yet so, so ignorant. He was blind to the consequences of holding such dangerous powers. When will these fleshbags ever read the fine print of deals like this? Probably never. Ah well, the more weaknesses the demon had to take advantage of, the better.
But there comes a time where kids need to see the truth. He tsked softly, placing ebony arms on his “hips.” “You know kid, I gotta give you some props for that confidence! You sure could teach your Pines self a thing or two with that charisma. And man, I find it just hilarious that you think that you’re in control of me!”
Bill drifted down to the boy’s shoulder, his singular eye meeting Dipper’s icy gaze. As he spoke, his jolly tone slipped into something more sinister and ominous. “But word to the wise, kid. If I were you, I wouldn’t go around underestimatin’ me like that. Don’t forget who you made a deal with.”
With that, he snapped his fingers, conjuring up a mirror that positioned itself in front of the boy’s face. The reflection stayed perfectly still for a second, before it started anxiously picking at its clothes. Dissatisfied with that, it took out a knife from its coat and slashed haphazardly at its arms, leaving behind large gashes that dripped sanguine fluid onto the floor. Stumbling backwards, the reflection shakily hacked at its thighs until one could get a glimpse of the muscle tissue pulsing beneath the tears in his pants. Seconds passed until it had hacked off its limbs, his torso lying uselessly on the ground.
you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
Send my muse(s) some "Would You Rather" questions!
please fuel my ego and tell me what your favorite thing about me is
&& PSA.
puppet. Casual reminder to non-RP blogs to STOP REBLOGGING MY FUCKING SELF PROMOTION BANNERS. They’re not just some fanart for you to slap onto your blog like some decoration. Promotion banners are to attract the attention of potential followers/roleplaying partners. They’re supposed to tell everyone who you’re roleplaying and in some cases, give a snapshot of what you’ll see in the blog’s content.
TL;DR: PROMOTION BANNERS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE REBLOGGED BY NON-ROLEPLAYERS.
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❝ William. Care to explain your sudden change of demeanor as of recently? ❞
“William? Oh please, as if I’d ever be called something that lame. The name’s BILL, kiddo! By the way, I’m diggin’ the amulet. Did you pilfer it from Gideon or something? Haha, I’m just joshin’, I know it’s you, Pine Tree ! ”
Assassin’s creed special
Send me ♔ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
1-25
Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milner
Animal Farm - George Orwell
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
The Canterbury Tales - Geoffrey Chaucer
Paradise Lost - John Milton
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain
White Fang - Jack London
The Portrait of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
Queen of the Damned - Anne Rice
Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Robert Louis Stevenson
The Call of the Wild - Jack London
The Importance of Being Earnest - Oscar Wilde
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz — L. Frank Baum
Don Quixote — Miguel De Cervantes
Where the Wild Things Are — Maurice Sendak
The Cat in the Hat — Dr Seuss
The Giver — Lois Lowry
Inkheart — Cornelia Funke
Divine Comedy — Dante Alighieri
Macbeth — William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet — William Shakespeare
The Child Called ‘It’ — Dave Pelzer
The Hunger Games — Suzanne Collins
The Diary of a Young Girl — Anne Frank
Night — Elie Wiesel
Les Misérables — Victor Hugo
The Odyssey — Homer
The Scarlet Letter — Nathaniel Hawthorne
The Brothers Karamasov — Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Eragon — Christopher Paolini
❝ WADDLES! ❞ The teeth fell from her hands as she rushed over to her pig’s side in a panic, lifting it up and giving it the tightest hug she could manage. When she was done she turned to glare at Bill. ❝ Put them back! What are you even doing here? Also put them back! ❞
Okay, so maaaaaybe that wasn’t the most original thing the demon had ever done. He figured that the whole ripping animals’ teeth out of their mouths gag was getting a wee bit stale. So much for getting a kick out of this. He rolled his eye as a long, self-righteous sigh escaped his triangular form. “Ugh, FINE. Yeesh kid, for someone so ‘fun’, you’re actually pretty boring.”
Twirling his finger counter-clockwise, he begrudgingly returned the teeth to the pig’s gaping jaw. “Anyway, I noticed that you’re kinda feelin’ down these days, so I just wanted to pop by and see what’s goin’ on!” Of course, Bill already knew about Mabel’s recent breakup, but he knew that he could manipulate her by feigning ignorance and pity.
A Hex Guide to Moral Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Those of the Chaotic Evil alignment are the worst of the worst, and are commonly referred to as The Diabolic.
Traits
- Selfish
- Sadistic
- Masochistic
- Chaotic
- Merciless
- Ruthless
- Megalomaniacal
- Bloodthirsty
Positives
- May cooperate with others
- May turn against other villains
- May work with heroes against other villains
Negatives
- Dishonorable
- Will not keep their word
- Kill and torture for pleasure
- Only help others to betray them
Associated Tropes
- Evil Tastes Good
- Big Bad
- The Caligula
- For The Evulz
- Ax-Crazy
- Well-Intentioned Extremist
- Lack of Empathy
- Omnicidal Maniac
- The Chessmaster
- AI Is A Crapshoot
- The Barnum
- Blood Knight
- Bomb-Throwing Anarchist
- Evil Poacher
- Generic Doomsday Villain
- Glory Hound
- Glory Seeker
- The Heartless
- The Hedonist
- The Horde
- [Villainous] The McCoy
- Killer Robot
- Monster Clown
- Psycho for Hire
- Psychopathic Manchild
- The Quincy Punk
- The Remnant
- The Revolution Will Not Be Civilised
- [Disorganised] Serial Killer
- Social Darwinist
- The Sociopath
- Terrorist Without A Cause
- To Create A Playground For Evil
- Straw Nihilist
- Villainous Harlequin
Associated Archetypes
- The Serial Killer
- The Villain
- The Diabolic
- The Psychopath
- The Mad Scientist
- The Catalyst
- The Hunter
- The Masochist
- The Monster
- The Tyrant
- The Trickster