crazy how the right sandwich can put you on cloud 9

my brain: ur dumb/annoying/ugly

me: 

he did

Don’t curse Chance like that

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

My daydreams basically just consist of what would happen if I was an extremely confident version of myself.

my favorite thing to do is not talk

and god said “let there be thots” thus i was created

Sza 😍

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The Caribbean Queen

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen

I don’t think this is obvious but you need to listen with the sound on because the whole point is the announcers.

Announcer: “It’s a good thing he has a Nurse to help him off the ice.”

Other announcer: “Uggghhhh.”