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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people’s empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.
“bear in mind”
Bring the succulent scents of America’s favorite diner into your home.
I Must Crack Open a Cold One, But I Have No Boys.
You Require the Milkshake
THIS IS SUCH A GREAT JOKE
you are weak and Smashmouth is coming for you
and they don’t stop coming
Tiny Moving Parts
Need
self portrait