I'm proud of us.

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

LMM D A O

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He’s high as shit lol

Fantasy phone sex by Internet Shaquille

[p1 (shirtless): then I take off your panties p2 (with bangs): ah, roll for dexterity. p1: *rolls dice offscreen* critical miss p2: you put two pairs of pants on me]

sometimes it still amazes me that despite gifsets of scenes getting so many notes on tumblr thanks to it being a genuinely funny, unproblematic show, not a lot of people actually watch brooklyn nine-nine?? listen y’all if you’re tired of tv shows being misogynistic, racist, homophobic, and all around problematic then i honestly don’t understand why you have not seen the light by watching b99 like this show has made my life so much better!! i have TWO beautiful, badass, multi layered latina detectives to look up to, who are treated with respect and admiration by their male co-workers!! i have actual cinnamon roll jake peralta who has never done Anything Wrong in his life, despite being the white male main character; he always treats his women partners as equals, and is disgusted when other male side characters say misogynistic things!! i have captain raymond holt, a black, gay police CAPTAIN who has worked his entire life to move past prejudice to get to where he is!! his sexuality is not used as the butt of ANY joke, but is simply just another part of his multi layered character, and he is shown to have a healthy relationship with his husband!! the most important relationship on this show?? the relationship between all of them, whether in duos/trios/or a whole squad, focusing on how despite how different they all are, they all love each other and have made a family out of such a group!! it also has no chill, talking about real police issues, how women have to stick together, and taking usual stereotypes and stomping all over them!! there’s no need to worry about characters being killed off for shock value or to cause manpain!! honestly there is absolutely nothing wrong with this show: it is genuinely funny, the characters are lovable, the relationships realistic and healthy, and it deserves  much  more recognition than it’s getting. 

tldr; watch brooklyn-nine nine. you will not regret it.

hold me down // halsey

- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

Oscar Isaac and John Boyega at the table read for Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans at The World Premiere of Marvel’s ‘Captain America: Civil War’ at Dolby Theatre on April 12, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

false i have a bruise that resulted from my deep love and affection for spaghettios and my inability to hold onto the can of spaghettios

“We used to play pretend,give each other different names…

We would build a rocket ship and then we’d fly it far away. Used to dream of outer space”