Art by Artem Chebokha
as a kid i had one of those āthereās a monster under my bedā moments except real.
every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like āheh okay kiddo letās check it out :) ah see? thereās nothing here :)ā and left.
until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.
imagine your kid being like ādaddy thereās a demon in my closetā and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and thereās a demon in the closet
WHAT
starlit trail
What If we kissed under the dinosaurs kissing statue
You would probably get hit by a car but such is the risk of love
ROBERT PATTINSONĀ asĀ BATMAN:Ā
The Ascent (2021) dev. Neon Giant
Every cycle, thousands of hopefuls make planetfall on Veles. Most pay the hefty price of passage by contracting away their lives to the corporations as indentured laborers, called āindentsā.
*makes you look at her*
Sponsored posts were a mistake it's allowed missionaries onto my dash
Some Tumblr funnyman is gonna come up with a meme and go "hey, if we all pool our money together, I can put this meme on everyone's dashes lol wouldn't that be fun š" and then take the money and run im calling it right now. they're gonna get 50x the amount they need and then deactivate overnight. We've been LONG overdue for an embezzlement scandal on here it's been years.
op im so sorry to say that you were mostly correct but instead of a funnyman scamming people its the entirety of catholic tumblr funding one another and coming up with fucking battle strategies and shit to sponsor their bible verses and fuckshit
I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down
Statue of Bastet
Solid cast bronze statue of the cat goddess Bastet with gold earrings. Followers of the Egyptian goddess Bastet were the first to raise cats.Ā
Late Period, ca. 664-332 BC. Now in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo.
Photo: Kenneth Garrett