Nightwing Brain Rot Is Real

dick grayson is the kind of kid who'd pull your eyelids open to see if you're awake

bruce wayne is the type of guy who can sleep through that

Bruce Wayne, squinting at the annual bat-tech budget: Hey Tim, has our manufacturer increased the price for the batarangs? I swear the cost is higher than last year.

Tim Drake, who just embezzled an entire Batmobile: ... Yeah.

sure he's nice but he WILL beat the shit out of you

Damian: "My grandfather drives faster than this, and he's dead!"

Jason and Steph, leaning forward from the backseat: "Ra's died?!"

Tim: "He's still alive. He literally never--"

Dick, rolling his eyes, hands clenched on the wheel: "Guys he means Thomas."

Steph, slumping back: "Wow, I legitimately forgot about that."

Damian: "Every word that comes out of your mouth is a reminder--"

Dick: *cranks up the radio loudly*

Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like “yeah! we actually all have them for each other just in case” and move on like it’s perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).

it only takes being sucker punched in the face once by a high-on-fear-gas sibling to start stocking the sedatives and looking at everyone around you with 'what do i have to do to take you down as quickly and painlessly as possible' glasses

this is not actually out of concern, it's because if you get punched by a sibling while they are high on the flavour of the week YOU get in trouble for punching them back (you were in your right mind! breaking his nose was uncalled for! -Batman) and all of the batkids are bitter about it

Being constantly horny for fictional dick is such a hard full time job.

another older SM drawing from my Patreon .. I was thinking about how Naoko Takeuchi originally conceived her with silver hair…how pretty.. T0T;

The campaign didn't end well tbh

i think about dick’s flexibility/strength a lot

currently thinking about that tiktok sound, “are you there, god? / it’s me, fiona / it’s me, fiona” except it’s nightwing absently singing to himself off-key on a particularly boring patrol of gotham, replacing “fiona” with “dick grayson,” and he doesn’t realise his comms are still on until he hears muffled laughter on the other end of the line. shit, which one of the bats heard him? doesn’t matter, they’re all snickering about it with the audio on loop in the batcave by the time he’s back.

1980's Raven and Starfire

Pink, purple, and retro technology

jason: what’s your darkest secret?

tim: i wrote the most kudos’d superbat fanfic on ao3

damian: i was his beta reader

jason: first you steal my costume, now you steal my spot as most kudos’d fic?!

any super showing basic human decency: ope, lemme squeeze right past ya there pal!

the bats finding their mannerisms unsettling: i don’t think i can handle much more is this midwestern kindness, please call me a slur or something…

damian: todd your phone is ancient, i cannot even run a program as simple as roblox on this

jason: be lucky i even have a phone

damian [mumbling] : you geriatric old geezer, a flip phone in 2024, ridiculous

My baby, my love, my wonder girl alien princess

Nightwing

by Lap Pun Cheung 

tim with a knife in his hands: damian, step away from the computer

damian reading superbat fanfiction on tim’s personal laptop: i wanted to play roblox, but this is adequate writing, are you in need of a beta reader by chance?