Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spoonie

Where is the I’m alone nobody care me monkey

i’m so fucking sad right now. why is he still alone doesnt anyone fucking care him

truly one of my lifes greatest mysteries

fuck you

listen, if you believe Glass Onion's message of bashing super rich people is a form of "self"-critique, then you clearly don't understand who the 1% are.

When Rian Johnson calls out fake Elon Musk in his fun detective movie, this is not an attempt at "self-deprecating humor". Rian Johnson is "I own nice houses"-rich, he is not "I control nations, wars, economies, and the livelihoods of millions"-rich like Elon Musk is.

Rian Johnson is closer in his wealth to you than he is to Elon Musk, by far.

I am all for holding rich people accountable, I support calling out the Hollywood industry. But we *need* to learn to tell billionaires and millionaires apart, or our criticism of the political system will be fraught.

Eugene gets me

HAPPY LIMINAL SPACEMAS, COUCHES

Matt Walsh doesn’t like the idea of teaching children about consent, for some reason

...Maybe bc it's literally completely irrelevant to a child who's learning their ABCs? In a fucking ABC book???

Consent isnt just talking about the concept of sex

Which is why they represented the word with something a 3 year old will clearly understand like playing games or giving a hug to somebody, and not a very abstract picture of two naked hands intertwining.

THEY'RE JUST HANDS YOU MORON

This just in: Children don't know what holding hands is, apparently.

THOU SHOWEST THINE BARE HANDS?!? IN PUBLIC?!?

Be extremely fucking wary of anyone who argues that the concept of sexual consent is "irrelevant" to children. Getting up in arms about how children shouldn't be taught how to recognize and respond to abuse is not a good look

Jfc

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

“are you wearing th-“

“the chanel boots? yeah, i am.”

mmm so full and sleepy time to brush my teeth and lay in bed

phone on my bedside table: Doctors Reveal Secret Kept From Society For Years: YouTube Videos Are Stronger Than Melatonin

alarm going off in 4 hours: i love you so much i can't wait to see you i am going to sing my special song for you

guy on grindr that i ghosted 5 months ago: merry christmas 🎄 is dirty boy pig ready fuor papas sucking

cat outside my door:

rats scurrying around the decaying corpses of the inside out characters in my head: squeak squeek squeak squeak swueak squeak

Tbh, just as like a general thing, I think "playing a tabletop roleplaying game is a bitter and ruthless power struggle between the DM and the players" is a bad attitude to have regardless of who you're "siding" with

I'm starting to think a lot of y'all are just not having much fun playing make-believe