the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

this or that: marvel edition

are you an iron man or captain america person? avengers or guardians of the galaxy? tom holland or tobey maguire or andrew garfield as spiderman? bucky barnes or sam wilson? scarlet witch or quicksilver? the russo brothers or joss whedon as directors? thor’s hammer or cap’s shield?

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

zoubrothers on ig

Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will

AU where I actually read the books I own. 

Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation support gay rights

It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

This is a personal attack.

Dead Sea, Palestine under the Moon

i do feel bad for the writers on bojack and rick and morty because they know they have shitty male fans that idolize and identify with their mains, so they’ve both now made explicit episodes that are like ‘stop idolizing them. they’re not the hero they suck.’ and every fan has just been like ‘no i got it. they’re the antihero which is even cooLER’

This may be an unpopular opinion but I don’t want Captain Marvel defeating Thanos.

The movie looks good and all but I think it should be the original Avengers who defeat Thanos. The 6 started out separated but together became a team in the first Avengers to defeat the Alien invasion. In Avengers 4, it would come full circle if they came together as a team after their fallout and showing that as a team that they can overcome anything. It shouldnt be just one person, but a team effort.

Newyorker fuckboy and french prince.

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow