reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

i have never related to anything on television more than when billy eichner held a rally to raise awareness of nicole kidman in downtown manhattan on billy on the street.

Why is my movie I’m illegally watching online buffering so much? This is not what I didn’t pay for.

THIS is how you slide into the dm’s

@thesadplaidlad

if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips.  fart

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

I’m so late in the game but RIP vine