bussin'

Awesome

Me when I'm innocent

Thank you keemstar for providing the world with one of the funniest tweets of all time

I thought I left my keys on the table, but they were actually in my jacket- just another example of The Mandela Effect

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

Happy Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker Monday

WDYM HOOK DIDN'T WIN?!?!?!

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

I realize I only posted this on my Twitter hahaha. Sailor Super Earth!!! ✨️

Kinda popped off with this one tbh

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

"Aren't you forgetting something?"