I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

Some people got so deep into the deconstruction media phase that they don't like anything normally constructed any more.

This linguistic problem is only going to continue getting worse unless we fuck it in the ass now.

Good news! It gets worse!

I think it's the galactic orbit thing that really did me in

And yet, the Appalachian Mountains are even older than that.

The girls are exeeerrrcising

don't hide your tags bestie this is so cute

Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

SIR YOU GAVE IT A PULL TAB OPEN

WHY WAS THE CAN OPENER NECESSARY

“what do you mean you wouldn’t personify your state as a hot young MILF with sweet perky milkers?!”

Iowa said “come get y'all juice!”

official boob post

This problem is nothing new, but this specific example with these numbers puts it into a fucking brutal perspective.

To put these numbers a different way: A Taco Bell burrito that used to cost ~7 minutes and 20 seconds of minimum wage work now costs ~30 minutes and 30 seconds of minimum wage work.

You used to be able to work at Taco Bell anywhere in the country and make enough money in one hour to buy at least 8 burritos (maybe 9 if you're a manager or something) and feed, like, 3-4 people a decently-filling meal. But now, the same amount of work at the same job will get you one meal for one person. And this change has happened over a mere 15 years.

Remember this whenever you see rich people demonize younger generations for our financial situations, when they call us irresponsible for not investing a ton of money in savings accounts.

Indubitably 🧐

The kids are alright

You don’t want to get between me and my moustache

@kittybroker