It’s a bit windy (Source: http://ift.tt/1LYTenD)

This is sending so many mixed messages.

It’s pretty straight forward to me

“sweater weather”

me: i dont believe in god

me @ 3am when i hear a scary noise: our father who art in heaven hallowed be th

i fuckin hate that emoji face that’s laughing and crying at the same time, people will put it on literally anything like my friends were planning a picnic and someone was like ‘i’ll bring some crisps’ and used that face as if you would actually laugh so hard that u cried at the idea of bringing crisps to a picnic

This is the most amazing Vine I have ever seen.

All other Vines can go home.

Top 5 sex positions

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the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

funny inspirational quotes

I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.

Cat Protects Little Boy From the Hot Stove

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LITTLE HUMAN.  MOVE AWAY.  THIS IS NOT FOR TOUCHING.

“my child is touching a hot stove. I’ll let the cat handle it while I film”

me AF

Me in Chemistry class: