tag urself: classics by women edition i’m depressed thot

Depressed bitch

Photographing the Loving Gays of Vietnam by Maika Elan

Buddy’s tennis ball flattening service

Caterpillar of the Saturniidae Moth

Ain’t nothing wrong with picking up fallen succulent leaves off the floor of the Walmart garden center, takin’ ‘em home, and growing your own plant babies. Pirate those plants. Fuck the system.

tag yourself, i’m dumb-ass thot and edgy bastard

Alligators/crocodiles/caimans get the hate and rep that rhinos deserve and I blame Disney thanks for coming to my Ted talk

Crocodiles are terrifying sis. My old farm had a piece of a river that had those. And let me tell you. I did not feel safe and for all my environmentalism i had fantasies of removing all the native flora and fauna and have that river look transparent enough so that no croc will try to snatch me while im distracted. Rhinos are too rare to ever pose such a threat and not ancient enough. And they dont have the world most powerful bite. And they arent aquatic. They share the same habitat as us. If i could survive inside river currents maybe i wouldnt be afraid of crocs. But the tea is. Both rivers and crocs are the embodiment of evil. If only we could drink salt water life would be so kuch easier. The sea is nice.

Americans and in particular Floridians thinking they know alligators or even crocodiles is always a trip for me because meanwhile in Australia people who persist in living up in Queensland and the Northern Territory are fighting 15 feet long saltwater crocs that regularly take tourists, locals, pets and anything they bloody well want.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-10/monster-crocodile-caught-in-katherine-nt-largest-removed/9962840

Sorry they inherited y'all criminal spirit 😔 ours are well mannered

Me, logging into Facebook for the first time in months:

people who “tell it like it is” and give us the “full brutal truth” never say shit like, “farmers are underappreciated”. why not? 

– Mao Zedong