Wow

"AITA? My (36M) girlfriend (22F)" YTA

I’m so much more productive after the sun goes down. While the sun is up I feel the weight of having to do things and it just overwhelms me.

But when the sun has gone to bed suddenly my time is my own. I can do with it what I will and oftentimes that means the cleaning I’ve been meaning to do, the projects I’ve been putting off. They suddenly don’t seem overwhelming to me.

I like it when the sun goes down.

Ah, your ancestors were the ones who kept the night watch around the campfire

I’m sorry but this is genuinely the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

can you please be gay somewhere else i’m tryna play 2048

皆さん おはようさまなのです

Good morning everyone!

HAPPY 24TH BIRTHDAY, JUNGKOOK! ♡

megan should've hopped on a ring ding dong remix

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Yeah, hey Deborah, I’m gonna be late coming in. There’s another friggin mech battle happening on the highway, and I just know this is gonna be a killer pileup. Might be here for hours.

Yeah, this is some real bullshit, if you’ll pardon my french. Can’t believe our tax money’s going towards this. Anyway, I’ll keep you updated.

Uh huh

Uh huh

Okay see ya

Bye

dorm with mcr printed out and stuck to the window ily

♡ peaches ♡

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