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OMG A GROUP OF FERRETS IS CALLED A BUSINESS AND IF YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT A GROUP OF FERRETS RUNNING ABOUT IN SUITS MAKING CALLS ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET YOU’RE WRONG

I guess they’re ferreting around

Did that joke even make sense to yourself

this is perfect, just see the whole post.

if someone is actually sorry then they’ll accept you not forgiving them- a person insistent on your forgiveness is not apologising for hurting you but trying to absolve themselves of any blame or guilt

has sakurai ever made a bad game?

other than melee i mean

fuck you fuck you you casual piece of shit fuuuuuuuuuck you

Nice catch!

naming your kids after constellations is literally so much cooler than naming your kids after dead people tbh harry should’ve continued on the glorious black family tradition

[kneels down and puts hands on shoulders] delphinus potter, you were named after a dolphin in the sky how fucking sick is that. there’s a dolphin in the sky. a fucking dolphin

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do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

I hate it when women don’t realize that I’m just carrying tires. Literally always carrying them. Tires 24/7. Hitting that rubber from the minute I get up to the minute I go to sleep. Small tires, big tires, giant tires, it don’t matter to us men, am I right fellas?

Hallelujah (8 bit version) by Panic! At the Disco (s) Just wait for it….

Play this at my funeral

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your injured skeletons must be fucking wrecked

I’m too hot

Hot damn

GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!