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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S04E02: Way of the Warrior, Part II 

"I think your tan's coming in, babe."

Have you ever lost something and thought, “if I could just open a portal to another reality where I haven’t lost it, I could steal it from me and get it back”?

Cursed??! No, no, these are blessed facts.

Pocket shark

Pocket shark

OH. YEAH I CAN DO THAT

Farscape + Pregnancy…again…

i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you

If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you

“If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you” is the most accurate description of Tumblr I have ever read in my life good job tumblr user red-mercer for this gem of a line.

This is my favorite form of entertainment.

Sequel:

Geek gatekeeping is a deadly occupation, and NOBODY has to do it.

Learn from the examples of the fallen, fellow nerds. Don’t be that guy.

oh shit mr gaiman straight up murdered the person

This still makes me giggle 😂

This is right up there with those screenshots of a person mansplaning comic books to Gail Simmone,

Sometimes you murder people on the internet.

Sometimes they run into your knife six times.

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

I wonder if Vader ever found out that the droid who carried the Death Star plans was Artoo.

I can just imagine him thinking: “This explains everything. My men didn’t stand a chance.”

The most accurate thing ever

Vader, looking at R2:

bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

My dude is living his best life

4x12 - Kansas