Welcome to My Mind

*spends $7.00* 

“Okay I need to calm down with all this spending”

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

“prove it”

“What’s in it for me?”

“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”

“This is my swamp”

“Scared Potter?”

“Pull the lever, Kronk”

And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem. It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared. (x)

This is actually a really good way to explain it, I think.

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS

I’ve seen this reblogged without the original caption before and boy was i confused

Wait, this version of the post misses out what I think is the most important bit of the paragraph “The problem might not even have a solution. But you aren’t necessarily looking for solutions. You’re maybe just looking for someone to say “sorry about how dead your fish are” or “wow, those are super dead. I still like you, though.”“

true life: i want a sugar daddy who won’t be sexually attracted to me but who will let me spend their money.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

i…

I’m jealous of a robot dog

Where there’s a will…

abraham lincoln, the gettysburg address   (via stereobone)

We love you Jamie Brewer ♡

im with this 100%

the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer

Love it 10/10.

Date that Girl | Nikita Gill (via untamedunwanted)

Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)

I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY BUT EHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY OMG

what does this mean

FILET MIGNON