Salty.

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life

Scamp

tee hee hee hee hee

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

BRUH 💀💀

Kangaskhan are always female

High femme and butch lesbian power couple

Kangaskan’s are the positive lesbian representation we never knew we had.

no dialogue but i’m laughing my ass off

WHO IS SHE

WH A T

a little larger than the entire universe - fernando pessoa // hafsa qasim // rosewater1997 // iphigenia in forest hills - janet malcolm // img // genesis 3:6

this post has been a wild ride for me

Thinks about [Redacted]

The redacted word is love

should've kept it redacted

Shut the Fuck up

I’m experiencing the rapture rn

John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019

Aight cool someone finally said it