Mace

real

I love it when semi trucks come to a stop and let that little fart out

If u want to proetect youre shit from being stolen dont even bother cuz think about it a professional thief like me will find 50 ways around the charlie brown type shit u come up with

The Natural History of Vacant Lots (University of California Press, 1987)

One of my all-time favorite books

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

shrimb.

your honor the truth is i like to get a little sillay