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Spooky momma. Creator. Caffeine devourer. Knower of useless knowledge. A constant work in progress. A perfect mess.
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THIS IS THE FUTURE I’M SO EMOTIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

Why hasn’t this existed for years???

The last link has stopped working so here’s a better one!

IS THERE ONE IN LATIN?? PLEASE I NEED IT

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lesbianrey

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories

Tolkien: what do you mean

CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. Β are trees that important

Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.

~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~

CS Lewis: Not more trees.

Tolkien: This one’s based on you.

casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.

I love imagining them holding each other’s manuscripts and just

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raintome

!!!!!!!!!!!

I went through a lot of things after surviving abuse, but one of the things that traumatized me the most was how all the shrinks and counselors treated my anger.

I wish someone had said this to me, instead of making me feel like a monster.

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Kids are wild. One minute they are sitting quietly and watching videos on YouTube and next thing you know they are screeching banshees who want pop tarts and cookies just because πŸ™ƒ

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Stop defending your POS friends

Seriously, don’t defend them

Don’t hide things for them

Don’t cover for them when they fuck up

Just let them burn

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Oh hey

Life’s been chaotic. I haven’t been on here in forever. We’re expecting our newest and final addition to our family any day now. Our oldest was diagnosed with Autism last month. I was forced into purchasing a much roomier (though I’ll admit for as much money as I’m paying for the damn thing, yet outdated) mommy SUV to be able to fit all the kids, I’m out on my first day of maternity leave and panicking about not working for the next 2 and a half months. I think my PPD started early because I can’t shut my brain off. Everything feels like it’s going to implode at any given moment. But yeah, how have you guys been?

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Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

#late20s still have that vibe though

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