I wanna be as carefree as this pupper
Such a Latin dog
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I wanna be as carefree as this pupper
Such a Latin dog
me on sunday night v. me on monday morning
Terrible reflexes.
you broke them :P
Cat malfunction.
this picture is older than the universe
1998 - blockbuster
queens
when you’re up too late blogging
I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life
1. because he is cat 2. because he is cat
Schrödinger’s boys
FUCK
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
“bitch i got kids too, TURN UP.”
“is this choreographed?”