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THE FJELSTAD MANIFESTO

@joshfjelstad / joshfjelstad.tumblr.com

These are the thoughts and terrible jokes of Josh Fjelstad, highly respected Pokémon Master, cat-liker, and Director of Sales Marketing at Gimlet. We make podcasts. Ever heard of em?
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saber-chan

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

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reblogged

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

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6qubed

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

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