Do you trust me?

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

Third Years: Snape is making us do an essay on werewolves

Remus:

Thinking back on his Marauder days:

When he’s all moody before the full moon

when james and sirius come up with an idiotic prank but remus is too done to stop them

Teaching the kids about Defence Against Dark Arts

When Snape asks if he knows anything about the Marauders Map:

when they’re all trying to make the marauder’s map

*Marauders set off dungbombs in Slytherin Commonroom*

McGonagall: Mr. Lupin? You and your friends wouldn’t have anything to do with what happened in the dungeons, would you?

Remus:

I would like to see this thread combined with the thread about jvn being Sirius please.

What do they want her to do, force feed Michael Myers Activia until he shits himself to death?

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

AARON EHASZ YOU SLY DOG

AARON EHASZ YOU SLY DOG

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it

*opens fanfic*

fanfic: i

*closes fanfic*

we think Greeks were a very rational people and all until we learn about the Buphonia, an Athenian ritual where a laboring ox had to be sacrificed but at the same time, this was considered a terrible crime. so when the priest killed it with an axe, he had to throw it aside and get the fuck out of there running for his life. then the rest of the people discovered the crime scene and blamed the axe, the only one present. the axe was immediately carried before the court of the Prytaneum which charged the axe with having caused the death of the ox. sometimes it was absolved, others, it was thrown into the sea,

You cannot tell me they didn’t do all of this with a sense of humor.

Athena, goddess of wisdom, watching her dumbass patron city do this shit: 

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same