"you can't ship that, it'll never be canon!"

look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.

#shipping is just a more sophisticated way of playing dolls and smashing their doll faces together#we're all clowns and you're no less a clown just bc your dolls are canon

My people used to make music videos shipping people from completely different shows with no chance of a crossover. Don't fucking talk to me about noncanon ships. You know nothing of noncanon ships.

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

I don’t think there are many directors who can claim to be as versatile as George Miller

Thank you for 8k 

Benedict/Martin + Hugging

taking 4 hours to write one sentence of a fic like

~Kill Bill music plays~

people’s reaction when they find out that James Corden can actually sing is priceless

He did not forget his name

Okay I laughed.

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this to me?

Bird no want wet feet, bird shoes

thank you science side of tumblr