destroying lamps since '94

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aaliyah; my heart belongs to taylor swift and zayn malik bye.
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dunwall

boy: we even finish each others s-

me: -ome leGENDS ARE TOLD SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEE REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES

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fasterfood

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

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it is no longer 2015 it is now 2005. mcr is still together. sugar we’re going down blasts from car radios and people still have flip phones and use myspace. panic! just released fever and every girl wants hayley williams is hair cut. its back. emo is back.

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tswifss

You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye and I got that red lip classic thing that you like and when we go crashing down, we come back every time ‘Cause we never go out of style we never go out of style. taylorswift

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in the hospital room

calum: are sure ur ready?
calum's wife: release the hounds
calum: *opens the door and almost falls over*
ashton: come here u fresh youngster, come to uncle ashton!
michael: *gross cooing noises*
luke: lemme see lemme hold hEr! *reaches out to touch the baby's hand*
calum: *glares*
ashton: *whispers* your daddy is a smart man. not as smart as me. im really smart. if u ever need help with homework, come to me. but only until year 4. after that hopefully Dad lets u see uncle Luke. but not all the time, only the time that u aren't with me. im your cool uncle. i alwa-
calum: OKAY that's enough goodbye uncles see u never *shoves them back out the door*
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Ashton is such a man!! He is a MAN! His stupid beard and nice shoulders and big biceps and intelligence man I just want him to tuck me in and give me a glass of milk.

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*goes out without any makeup on*

*children all stop playing*

*cars crashing in the distance*

*people whispering to each other*

person: excuse me

me: yeah?

person:…

me:…

person:…how are you sO ATTRACTIVE

SIKE YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A SELF LOATHING POST FUCK THAT LOVE YOUSELVES KIDS

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