rats DO carry disease… its called lovesickness and its incurable

fuck it [decomposes]

Механик

“I came here to fix the car and beat you with a wrench. As you can see, I’ve already finished fixing the car”

stardew valley… the mystery… the romance… the chickenms…

im tired of people being mean to me just because i’m cringey, evil, terrible  and i eat toxins 

I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.

“LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience

A midnight snack feat. Fresno NightWalkers, Big Foot, The Goatman, Moth-Man, Jersey Devil, Chubacabra and The Lochness Monster. Also some Jackalopes. Got some plans for these guys!

Found in a Goodwill on the eastern shore of Maryland

the queen has returned

Saw a little girl wearing a shirt that says “future Bigfoot” and that rules so hard

god was is it about nice drinks that’s just. so uplifting? who needs therapy i swear you get a cold beverage from a gas station and it’s just like a life changing level of simple pleasure

reblog this and tag your sign, sexuality, and your uplifting beverage. i’m a gay leo and either coconut aloe or cold coffee babey!

not to get too controversial or anything but i think i should be allowed to set things on fire with my mind