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bring me my dead kids

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Abbey | ♉ | She/Her | Creator of @astraeansaga | Fire Emblem, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Haikyuu!!, DRAMAtical Murder, Kagerou Project, Mega Man, others.
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Understanding JoJo

Phantom Blood: The most gentle giant must stop the most evil asshole by punching him with sunshine powers he learned from a frog punching stranger

Battle Tendency: Cheater cheats his way to victory, Bubble Boy doesn’t like it but Cheater’s mom said to play nice or else the aztec gods of fitness will turn into the aztec gods of everything

Stardust Crusaders: An evil asshole sends nudes to a very buff and very angry highschooler They take their deviant art OC roleplaying really seriously

Diamond is Unbreakable: Shrek and his friends must defend their swamp from David Bowie

Vento Aureo: Science has finally given two men the ability to concieve a child together Gay baby wants to rule the mafia

Stone Ocean: Man wants to worship a man who once punched a steamroller prison lesbians think otherwise

Steel Ball Run: A cowboy with grills and a disabled jock must stop the president from finding Christ

JoJolion: WHO AM I AND WHY DO I HAVE FOUR TESTICLES

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things I found funny 2 years ago: actual jokes
things i find funny today: hi welcome to chili's
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I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD!!!!

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@my mom

Lmao I wouldn’t want someone else’s daughter wearing skimpy clothes around my husband, so yes, cover up.

You are scared that your husband, the man that you married, is going to look at someone’s child with sex in their mind.

You think your husband is a pedophile, and that makes you feel jealous. You’re a real sick freak.

I still deal with this smh

Might wanna look into a new husband. Also boys are never told this. It’s always girls. So don’t tell me it’s about “manners”.

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