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Who The Hell Is Holly?

@whothehellisholly / whothehellisholly.tumblr.com

I'm a 20 year old Literature student at the University of York. I love too many films, tv shows and books to count, so this blog is just a big splurge of stuff I find interesting/amusing.
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I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange VW Kombi van with the surfboards strapped on top and hit the beach.

This crow is 100% fucking around for no reason other than to fuck around. Birds have two main gaits depending on where they live - they put one foot in front of the other if they live on the ground, or they hop if they live in the trees. Crows live on the ground, and thus walk. They have no reason to hop like this, and they aren’t wired or built to move like this naturally. They might hop to quickly avoid danger that’s very limited, like a car tire coming at them, or to get up onto the curb, but this sort of motion has no purpose other than being fun.

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adam driver was made for weak people who cant handle the strength and sheer velocity of keanu reeves 

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danielkanhai

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

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It’s finally, finally here *___* After months of work, Here’s my first comic ever, “Ozymandias”, based on the poem by Percy Shelley. If you want to support me, you can buy a hi-res PDF of the comic, along with some sketches, a very small 1 page tutorial, and the full-res PSD on gumroad for 2 dollars here:

Purchase Comic & PSD Thank you to everyone <3

Morning reblog! Thank you so much for all the love and support already. It’s seriously incredible!!! And I’m 100% going to be making more comics after this ;)

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Winter Wrap-Up

It’s been a while since I wrote a blog post, so I thought I’d try and sum up the past few weeks. It’s just over a month since the terrorist attacks on Paris, and although it was a horrible night, and a very strange time to be in the city afterwards, life has carried on, and things almost feel normal again.

 I’ve been very busy – a trip to Versailles, many museums and monuments visited, and a LOT of delicious food eaten. Versailles was amazing, but I definitely want to return in spring when the gardens are at their peak – I imagine it looks even better when there are leaves on the trees… And I visited the Chateau de Vincennes, which is just outside the Peripherique, and is a little fortified castle with an abbey attached. It was very quiet, and had lots of amazing, centuries old graffiti from when it had been used as a prison!

 I finally went inside Notre Dame, one day after French class I just wandered in by myself. It’s beautiful, and very impressive, but I must admit it looks very similar to a lot of other churches I’ve been to, so I was slightly underwhelmed after the years of build-up. Not so with the Arc de Triomphe, which I climbed with an American girl from my French class last week – we got amazing views of Paris, and it’s just an incredibly impressive structure! Despite the cold weather, I’ve been walking around Paris a lot recently, either with friends or by myself, and I’ve discovered that Parisians are strangely lazy, and if you’re out and about before 10AM, you might not walk past any other people, even on the major boulevards. Yesterday (Sunday) I left the apartment at 8AM and took the metro to the Île Saint-Louis, which was absolutely deserted, and just meandered through the little streets, enjoying the peace and quiet and the fresh wind blowing off of the river. Sometimes it’s nice to be outside but not surrounded by hordes of people (note to self, avoid the Christmas market on the Champs Elysees whenever possible).

 My French is improving, bit by bit, and I’m finally starting to communicate with people in complete sentences rather than slightly panicked, scattered words. Paris is not that good at Christmas spirit – they have the markets and the lights and things, but it’s more for tourists than locals, and the general atmosphere is just not the same as in the UK – but fear not, in six days I will be home, eating mince pies and sausage rolls and listening to ‘Now That’s What I Call Christmas’ on repeat until the 25th

 I’ll report back again on my little Parisian adventures in the new year,

 Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!

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Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks

The Raven

There once was a girl named Lenore And a bird and a bust and a door And a guy with depression And a whole lot of questions And the bird always says “Nevermore.”

Footprints in the Sand There was a man who, at low tide Would walk with the Lord by his side Jesus said “Now look back; You’ll see one set of tracks. That’s when you got a piggy-back ride.”

Response to ‘This Is Just To Say’ This note on the fridge is to say That those ripe plums that you put away Well, I ate them last night They tasted all right Plus I slept with your sister. M’kay?

Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening There once was a horse-riding chap Who took a trip in a cold snap He stopped in the snow But he soon had to go: He was miles away from a nap.

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night There was an old father of Dylan Who was seriously, mortally illin’ “I want,” Dylan said “You to bitch till you’re dead. “I’ll be pissed if you kick it while chillin’.”

I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud There once was a poet named Will Who tramped his way over a hill And was speechless for hours Over some stupid flowers This was years before TV, but still.

THE ONE FOR DO NOT GO GENTLE IM CRYING

A chap from a faraway land Said two big stone legs (topless) stand An inscription fine Reads “this shit’s all mine” But all there’s to see is the sand.

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eriakit

OMFG,

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