The End is Nigh, My Friend

Happy 5th Anniversary TEIN!

The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.

Yeah man I'll read their callout post after this call with my tax assessor.

two sheep. standing still

: O

Day 4 of this stuck in my head

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

demetrius: can someone do something about the catfish having nasty reproductive sex in the lake :(

pam: oughg i wannab get FFUCKEDD up on them potaters

“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

"bigger idiots than me have done it" is a phrase I live by

IG : @emperorofmischief

this is like at least 3 jokes I think

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU CANT BE FUNNIER THAN ME. FUCK

It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

the elusive 7 act Structure