why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

it’s a taco

open rp

“would anyone care for a bon bon?”

“hmm”

“you there…. i know you want one,”

“here take one”

“hrm”

*gives one to you*

“How does it taste.”

*minecraft munching sound* “huh”

“NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM!!”

mocking malfoy: a hit new youtube series from the creators of potterwatch

Dib is a creepy lil stalkin weirdo and I love him

also I like the idea that he gets braces at some point in his young adult life as a sort of reference to his spaced/crooked teeth in the pilot episode don’t @ me 

A gamer with a Joker avatar being supportive of trans people on Twitter in 2019. Maybe this isn’t the worst possible timeline

Vagabonds

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

OH MY GOD

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

I love octopuses so, so much.

@_@

I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.

me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!

me, 4 hours later:

Confess and get the fuck out

Me standing on a gorgeous stone balcony outside of a grand ballroom, breathing in some fresh air because the fumes of the champagne and the loud joyous noise gave me slight sensory overload. The wind beautifully moves my gown.

In my crown, I am king  I love their endless worshipping  I am raw, a dinosaur, but I will never be extinct

Temposhark - Don’t Mess With Me 

me, bleeding to death: help…. me

friend running in: WHAT HAPPENED?? WHO DID THIS TO YOU???

me, pointing: he… he did it

the murderer in the distance:

lovelace voice IF SHE'S YOUR GIRL THEN WHY IS SHE TURNING UP THE SPEED ON MY SPACE TREADMILL AND TELLING ME I'M NOT SWEATING ENOUGH

it’s the year of our lord 2019 and I’m back on my bullshit hard

rawr rawr lol xd russia’s greatest love machine