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aeterna amantes

@felicitymisery / felicitymisery.tumblr.com

★alis/awis★currently playing: bg3/des2ny ☆talk to me about: baldur's gate 3, destiny 2, the elder scrolls, fallout, evangelion, disco elysium, pmmm
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How to write smut ?

(@urfriendlywriter | req by @rbsstuff @yourlocalmerchgirl anyone under the appropriate age, please proceed with caution :') hope this helps guys! )

writing smut depends on each person's writing style but i think there's something so gut-wrenchingly beautiful about smut when it's not very graphic and vivid. like., would this turn on a reader more?

"he kissed her, pulling her body closer to him."

or this?

"His lips felt so familiar it hurt her heart. His breathing had become more strained; his muscles tensed. She let herself sink into his embrace as his hands flattened against her spine. He drew her closer."

One may like either the top or the bottom one better, but it totally depends on your writing to make it work. Neither is bad, but the second example is more flattering, talking literally.

express one's sensory feelings, and the readers will automatically know what's happening.

writing, "her walls clenched against him, her breath hitching with his every thrust" is better than writing, "she was about to cum".

here are some vocabulary you can introduce in your writing:

  • whimpered, whispered, breathed lightly, stuttered, groaned, grunted, yearned, whined, ached, clenched, coaxed, cried out, heaved, hissed
  • shivering, shuddering, curling up against one's body, squirming, squirting, touching, teasing, taunting, guiding, kneeling, begging, pining, pinching, grinding,
  • swallowing, panting, sucking in a sharp breath, thrusting, moving gently, gripped, biting, quivering,
  • nibbling, tugging, pressing, licking, flicking, sucking, panting, gritting, exhaling in short breaths,
  • wet kisses, brushing soft kisses across their body (yk where), licking, sucking, teasing, tracing, tickling, bucking hips, forcing one on their knees
  • holding hips, guiding the one on top, moving aimlessly, mindlessly, sounds they make turn insanely beautiful, sinful to listen to
  • some adjectives to use: desperately, hurriedly, knowingly, teasingly, tauntingly, aimlessly, shamelessly, breathlessly, passionately, delicately, hungrily
  • he sighed with pleasure
  • her skin flushed
  • he shuddered when her body moved against his
  • he planted kisses along her jawline
  • her lips turned red, messy, kissed and flushed.
  • his hands were on his hair, pulling him.
  • light touches traveled down his back
  • words were coiled at his throat, coming out as broken sobs, wanting more
  • he arched his back, his breath quivering
  • her legs parted, sinking into the other's body, encircling around their waist.

+ mention the position, how they're being moved around---are they face down, kneeling, or standing, or on top or on bottom--it's really helpful to give a clear picture.

+ use lustful talk, slow seduction, teasing touches, erratic breathing, give the readers all while also giving them nothing. make them yearn but DO NOT PROLONG IT.

sources to refer to for more: (will be updated soon!)

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the end result will be beneficial regardless of what happens now, because there's basically 3 options at this point:

-either it habsburgs itself into oblivion and that's the end of it

-they'll have to be way more careful with input which will drastically reduce the things they can do and also make it easier to check what exactly is going in (basically crippling the thing)

-they'd have to find built-in methods to make the generated images distinguishable from the original ones to avoid inbreeding, but this would of course mean *anyone* would be able to use these methods and therefore generated images would become much easier to spot

it's dying either way!!!

yes!!! death to ai art!!!!!!!

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wyrmcat

reblog to kill machine learning images being passed off as art faster

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petermorwood

"...habsburgs itself into oblivion..." :->

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Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.

she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations

Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.

Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.

Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!

Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?

Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p

Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?

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ardinwriter

Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!

She isn't 29 years old. She's been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she'd be 43.

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omtai

love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on

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Doofenshmirtz is trying to take over the Tri-State Area again. Instead of Perry the Platypus, the FBI gets there first.

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worddevourer

“Oh hellooo Perry the Platypus, I was wondering when you’d show up.”

“~~//~/~~~//?”

“Oh, no, sorry, I was just distracted by the people who showed up before you.”

“//~~/!?”

“Yeah, they had guns and everything, I thought that was weird.”

(Camera pans to show some serious looking men in black suits entirely entangled in metal cables, struggling fruitlessly)

(Perry walks over)

“~~//~//~”

(A silence.)

“What?”

(Perry blinks)

“~//~/?~/?”

“I don’t speak platypus, it’s-

”-I mean, yeah, never learned how to-“

”-even know they had a language until I was 30.“

“Wh- Oh come on,” says Doofenshmirtz, “Really? I mean- Really!? It’s the third most spoken language in America!”

(Uncomfortable shuffling)

“HHhhh. Alright, I’ll translate.”

“//~//~/…”

“Perry is a member of the OWCA…”

(Perry flashes a badge as proof)

“~~~//~…”

“And I’m a low-mid tier supervillain (well that just sounds kind of hurtful)”

“//~/~.”

“Which means it’s his responsibility to stop my evil plans.”

“~~//~.”

“Which also means this could be an interorganizational incident if we don’t handle this politely.”

“…You know, that’s a lot of words for a few seconds of chittering.”

“It’s not chittering; it’s Platypus, and it’s a very compact language!”

“…Fine. We’ll… report back that this is OWCA business, and… Well. I guess we’re not really going anywhere until then.”

“Yeah… I guess I could use you as hostages in the meantime.”

“//~//~~/?”

“No, you’re right, they probably do have homes to get back to.”

(The metal cables twist, and the men are suddenly free, flopped onto the ground.)

“The exit’s on the ground floor, I can walk you out if you like.”

“No- No, that’s fine. We’ll leave.”

(They shuffle awkwardly out of the room.)

“You know, I probably should have told them there’s an elevator… I should go tell them there’s an elevator.”

“//~//?”

“Yyyeah, they’ll probably figure it out. Anyway, where were we?”

“~~~//~/”

“Yeah, that’s fair. Tell you what, five minute break, and then we start it over.”

“//~/”

“Yeah I’ll be in here.”

(Perry walks over to the window he swung in through, grabs onto the grappling hook that’s still hanging loose through it, and climbs back out)

(Doofenshmirtz watches him go)

“Oh, I should clean up. Honestly, he wasn’t even supposed to see the cable trap.”

SPEAK TO DAN POVENMIRE RN

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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

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mclennonyaoi

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

HE LEFT

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

doing a reread now this is so cunty

goddamn .

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cryptotheism

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

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she didn’t lose her internship because “her friends” used a hashtag, she lost it because a bunch of 4chan fuckers found out she’s trans and decided to doxx her and harass her employer about the ~image~ she was sending. like this wasn’t her public face account, she wasn’t spouting racist garbage, she mistook someone in her mentions for one of the randos she gets regularly harassed by (because, yknow, if someone tweets “language” at you on twitter, 99.9% of the time they’re not actually concerned for you) and transphobes used the opportunity to fuck up her life. it’s great that hickam is behind her on this but a lot of people are sharing this and laughing at how hilarious it is that “a furry got fired for swearing”, which is the smokescreen being used to cover how this was doxxing a trans woman to ruin her potential career

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pariskim

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

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