me @myself:

The best thing about this is the word “were”…she can’t let you forget she has MULTIPLE houses

amazing content from phillip henry

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

2018 = TWENTYGAYTEEN. NO HETERO TOLERANCE POLICY STRAIGHTS BLOCKED ON SIGHT. THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE GAYS.

Well this is me

AAAAAAAH

I AM SCREECHING

This is a picture of the heroic students from the University of Virginia that stood up to hundreds of white supremacists in Charlottesville tonight. They were completely surrounded. They were beaten. They were maced. The police stood by and watched it all happen. But they stood firm, yelling “Black Lives Matter!” and “No Racists! No KKK! No Fascist USA!” until the Nazis left. They were then forcefully removed by the police, who called them an “unlawful assembly.” These college kids bravely stood up in the face of evil tonight. And they are a shining light on what was otherwise an extremely dark thing. Fuck fascism. Fuck white supremacy. Celebrate these fucking heroes.

Me explaining to my gym teacher why I wanna walk around the track with the girls instead of playing football

Me explaining to my dad the gay porn he found on the history browser

Me explaining to my Aunt that I don’t have a girlfriend right now because I’m focussing on schoolwork

Me explaining to my mom that the guy I brought home with me is just a friend

I did this compilation right after Vine went down, and I thought I lost it, but I finally found it

Vine… you will be missed

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

“Fuck ya chicken strips!”

I feel this on a spiritual level

ripley's believe it or else