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MyMadnessDiffers

@adorkablel0ser

30. New Yorker. Fandoms for TV shows and movies are my thing. Mom of the most awesome little girl.
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lorem64

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

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The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

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Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

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greenleaf9

My fucking childhood in one post omg the only thing missing is Star Wars and Disney.

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ayoaprell

I forgot those damn BLUE CUBE BLOCKS that was meant to “help” with math. It only added pressure when I dropped them and couldn’t find a block to get. the. right. answer!

OMG KID PIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is it possible that we all have the same exact childhood?!

Bring me back my childhood dammit! I call do over

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room-spo

Hii I want to make my room cozy but idk how. Any ideas? Max budget is like $20..

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TWO WORDS: CURTAIN LIGHTS

They’re basically gigantic “curtains” of fairy lights that are easy to hang up and give you the most bang for your buck. One set of lights is big enough to cover a whole wall with 300 warm white lights!

The 10 rows of lights hang from one top wire so you can hang them virtually anywhere. On walls, windows, curtains, tapestry, even the ceiling!

For less than $20, you can cover an almost 10 foot by 10 foot area! Get the look: CurtainLights.com

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jalynnn

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL and now I have the sudden urge to put lights on every wall in sight

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goodam

they’re only $15 for black friday… i said i was done shopping for the day but impulse purchase timE

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Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him

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wakandamama

HE JUSTA BABY 🥺

A baby the size of a truck 🥺

I love elephants so much.

When I was in Nepal, I went to an elephant sanctuary and saw this little guy. The little bundles of grass in his front of him were “sandwiches”, brown sugar and salt wrapped in sweet grass, and he was swaying from side to side while he ate, like a little food dance.

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tikkety-tok

I love how cats are stereotyped as these graceful, majestic figures, but when I got cats I found out that often they're klutzy messes that will do shit like this and then walk off "calmly" as if they're trying to pretend it was totally on purpose. More like teenagers than anything.

some say that cats think they're royalty, and they do, but the closest they get is the sultan in the animated Aladdin

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